These funny stories narrated by one of the friends of my father. He assures me that they actually occurred. With this cheerful man often something happens.
Once upon a time in a strange city to a man, dressed in sober t-shirt Gypsies came up and offered to buy a gold chain for 50 dollars. Traded to 30. The chain eventually was not Golden, as man in sober t-shirt was originally ... 50 dollars, that he gave them were false. And here are 20 bucks putting were real.
He gave chain one girl on the occasion of dating. Strange acquaintance happened: both were sure didn't fit together. Man in sober t-shirt seemed too grown-up for the girl, but she seemed too frivolous for him Nevertheless, they continued to communicate out of respect for their friends who introduced them. All evening he entertained a girl by his stories, which knew a lot. From the diversity of his rich repertoire he tried to choose most simple stories to be understood by the pretty interlocutor. The girl laughed the whole night and invited the next day to meet up at the sushi bar. The man saw no point in continuing with unpromising relations, but did not want to offend the girl by refusing and so agreed. He considered himself just adult held by a man who knows life and is able to understand people.
The friendly restaurant met morning visitors seafood and easy drinking. Man in sober t-shirt was not a fan of alcohol, however, has treated its companion. The girl quickly get drunken, but continued to drink a glass for wine, began openly flirting and indecently laugh out loud. The man decided to consult with the staff, how it be, and pressed the button the waiter call for duty. Button has proved faulty.
The next minute the whole restaurant stared at our table, waiting mouths opened in surprise. Girl got out of her handbag screwdriver pliers, addressed this thing, cleansed oxidized , button pushed-and everything worked! The girl turned out to be an electrician by profession. How the first look can be deceiving sometimes. He thought that only flowers, unicorns and Princes on white horses are in her head.