My friend Gene met at a disco with a chic girl in a short skirt and high-top sneakers. They danced all night, in the end, after the words DJ: "Thank you for coming, we wait for you again, until we meet again" Gene volunteered to carry out its new wave familiar. We said goodbye with Gena and went in different directions. The next day he told me that's what history:
He goes with Kate toward trolley and asks:
- And, by the way, where do you live?
She meets a calm, angelic voice called the area in which fsb russian t-shirt is better not to go.
But it was too late to retreat. Gene silently walked on padded feet and calculate how many it is still left to enter the cage with predators ...
Looks like the guy in the fsb russian t-shirt do not expect a romantic evening, as he would like.
There were deserted and anxious to Katya's entrance was near. Reached the corner, and Gene stopped.
There's around the corner, around the shops stamped elite enemy units ... Gene quickly outlined the situation and then it dawned on saving idea.
Imagine the time after midnight, and suddenly from behind a corner to him jumping on one leg, a stranger in a fsb russian t-shirt, and nearby is the most beautiful girl from their yard. The guy is getting closer and closer with each jump.
- Well, fall, fall, fall now!
- It's not fair, do not rush me!
They surrounded the dense crowd, but without interfering with the jump.
- Kate, what happens?
- He made a bet with the guys that he can jump on one foot from the store to my house. And I check, lest he cheated.
- From the store!!!? Far away ... And that even made a bet?
- On a bottle of cognac.
- Good For You! Hey, Kate, so not fair, get out of the way, you are disturbing him jump! Come on, come on, five meters!
(Gene in fsb russian t-shirt jumped the last effort).
Guys with a crash knocked the legs fold second access door to facilitate "marathoners" way.
Breathless winner came limping out of the house; he was surrounded by the natives, carefully sat on the bench, shaking a cigarette burned. No longer had a reason to hide who he really is - the winners do not beat.