I received yesterday the first driver's license. Today, food, happy life: spring, the sun was hot, I'm wearing lada niva t-shirt.
I did not notice that went into the intersection, which was busy. I was stopped by a traffic warden immediately after the crossroads.
Out of it in the hands of the law, the inspector only politely inquired:
"This is your debut?"
Traffic warden stops the car, which is overtaking crossed the continuous strip. The inspection of documents, the lection about violations the rules by the driver and having to pay a fine begin.
Sitting next to the driver passenger wearing a lada niva t-shirt.
He listened for a long time bickering driver with a representative of the law and then decided to join:
- What's the problem? We do not have broken the band that have driven! In principle, nothing happened, no one was hurt.
The driver and passenger were lucky that the inspector was in a good mood. Or maybe it were they who cheer him up?
The driver lada niva t-shirt stopped at traffic police improperly included headlights.
Then the penalty was 100 rubles.
They sit in the car, the inspector protocol is.
And then the driver notices how the inspector from his pocket 200 rubles fell out.
Driver him this, of course, pointed out:
- Lieutenant, you have the money fell out of your pocket.
- Do not need to. Get it away! - Says the inspector.
- Oh, no. You misunderstood me. You really dropped the money.
- I've already started to fill in the protocol. Take away!
- Yeah, it's not my money! Out of your pocket, saying tumbled.
- What, you bribe to get it?
The driver had no choice but to take these 200 rubles ...
Our old friend in lada niva t-shirt is engaged in wholesale flour and always carries in the car sample of the goods in a transparent five-kilogram plastic bags.
Once he had stayed in the office late at night and going home, he was stopped by the traffic police patrol:
- Your papers ... where you are going? ..
They asked him to open the trunk. One of the inspectors found the bag and shouted:
- What's that ?!
- This is a sample, but generally I wholesale trading.
Not every law-abiding driver immediately realize that the package of flour is very similar to a package of heroin.