Going to Hungary, this blonde knowingly put Chernobyl t-shirt. As it turned out, she was a really disaster. Bus with tourists and a guide went for the fourth time, all of us relaxed and already dozed off. Suddenly a loud cry is heard: "Oh!!!". The driver hits the brakes, the sleeping passengers bump their heads the seat standing in front of, sitting behind guide covered with suitcases.
- Oh, - continues Masha, showing the window - see, goat!
So, the group met with Masha.
The next story happened already in Budapest. We went for a walk in Budapest. Many first time in this city. Each of us was asked to write down hotel name, if someone gets lost, he just show the note to the taxi driver, and he will bring it to the designated hotel.
In the evening everyone gathered for dinner except Masha. She was neither in her room there, no on-site. Guides and accompanying all night drive around the city, looking blonde in Chernobyl t-shirt. Thought - maybe her friends in Budapest and she is gone to visit them? Called her mother, she fainted – no, Masha in Hungary has any friends! Now breaking off the wire mother added to the problems...
6 am, the guide is at the entrance to the hotel and smokes another cigarette. The member of the group was gone, and now the problems will not be avoid. Suddenly a police car pulls by hotel, lowered the glass - and there it sits the Queen in Chernobyl t-shirt. She looked at the hotel, shook her head, lifted the glass - the car went on. Screaming guide rushes and stops it.
Then we asked her:
- What happened?
- I lost. Sitting on a bench in some park, while the police find me.
- And why you did not wrote down the hotel name?
- I wrote, at the reception when I leave.
- You showed it taxi driver?
- Showed, but they twisted their finger to the temple and did not want to drive me.
- Hmm ... show your note.
Masha shows, guide falls and starts rolling on the floor laughing. When he was half an hour later pumped out, it turned out that on paper it is written in Hungarian "Open to yourself".
After that we tried not to lose sight of Masha - Chernobyl t-shirt girl.