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    Spetsnaz in Russian t-shirt was left without dinner

    After school I worked at the Astronomical Observatory in the optical shop. Where the lens are made, then they are collected into tubes or bars and the finished product is called a telescope. Despite the fact that my colleague is my namesake also, we were never confused. Firstly, he does not have spetsnaz russian t-shirt, and secondly, he is 10 years older than me, he already has a family and a diploma. Above circumstances do not interfere the colleague to participate in my antics.

    All Observatory employees liked to gather in the dining room, where we were met by great food and friendly chef aunt Glasha. As is known, the presence of products and absence of rats are incompatible concepts. In principle, we do not interfere with rats. We enjoyed the dining room during the day, and they - at night. But if they came with their own products and do not create problems aunt Glasha ...
    So, the guy in the spetsnaz russian t-shirt and his indefatigable colleague declared war on rats. Our strategy was based on the fact that the rats do not like certain frequency ultrasound. For researchers not be difficult to make the generator. What power you need? One watt, ten, or a hundred? Yes, always please! Here are just a suitable transmitter was not at hand, it was necessary to replace it with some kind of military equipment that was not exactly designed for this purpose. We have something to solder and twirled and set up quite tolerable range speaker. Until a colleague set up the equipment, I studied the habits of the rat. My spetsnaz russian t-shirt inspired aunt Glasha mind that rats still be defeated.

    It was getting dark. More precisely, it was quite dark. Two terminators, one of them wearing a spetsnaz russian t-shirt, go to the dining room, include a timer device, and give a three-hour overnight. Do you think, it was enough for us that rats simply ran away? Oh, no, our plan was better! At 2.55 we pull the rope, rats are locked in the dining room, at exactly 3.00 timer, alarm clock made of "Sevani" work, and you will hear a squeak, greatly muted walls. rats go crazy morning, we are releasing them and they tell others that it is better not to go there. It turned out a bit as we had hoped. Whether we stayed, or aunt Glasha came earlier ...

    She would better to guard. Still, hearing women perceive higher frequencies. Well, she did not expect this. In general, when an aunt Glasha opened the double doors, she was hit on the ears of 20,000 Hz, and through her legs swept a herd of crazed rats.

    On that day we had no breakfast, no lunch, no dinner.
    But the rats in the dining room no longer appear.

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