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    If you see russian bear t-shirt in a forest, donít report anyone

    The protagonist of the story is easy to learn: he always wears russian bear t-shirt. It is for this reason that he did not like very much to his love story became public, so told this to his friend only, and he said the closest friends only, so you, dear readers, do not tell it all in a row, too.

    So, the main character cheated on his wife with the first day of their life together. Frankly, he had reasons on it: she never learned, has not sought and still does not want to care for herself. Son grew up already, but she remained shaggy, plump, eternally dissatisfied everything and constantly chewing "broody" supposedly "dieters" with rolls in their hands!

    Unlike his wife, he is elegant and always well-groomed, his athletic figure perfectly underscores russian bear t-shirt. Since his wife is impossible to separate from the TV and get at least somewhere out off the house, he has to go to along for mushrooms and fishing on the new machine. Really not so along - it is wonderful to spend time outdoors with a beautiful companion. Mushrooms and fish he bought from vendors on the roadside, brought "booty" home, and the wife not guess of anything. She grilled mushrooms and fish in the pan, was full and proud "thrifty" husband, and he in turn - own acumen. Life goes great, everyone was happy and content.

    But recently he went far beyond the city, in the woods with the next pass. Once they began to indulge in sensual pleasures in the lap of nature, as in the most inopportune moment from the trees and bushes seemed the only friend of his wife. She busily roamed the woods with a basket, collected mushrooms and came across his car when she saw a couple in the most intimate moment. How she has managed to appear exactly in this forest, in the same location and at the same time! She instantly identified her girlfriendís husband by the familiar russian bear t-shirt.

    Deeming it her duty to inform girlfriend, she pulled out a cell phone ... Kicked out of the house, the man in russian bear t-shirt feels free and happy. Ex-wife tries to lure him back to the "happy marriage", but it is unlikely. And now think, best friends, whether necessarily rush to report about every russian bear, which you happened upon a dense forest?

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